What kid wouldn’t want this?

Okay, this action figure is sold from Dragon in Dreams, and it DOES NOT come with the ninja swords and light saber. But with a few accessories from other action figures, you can make your own dream Obama action figure just like the ones pictured here.

Because graphs are funny. Right?

. . what do you mean “no, not really.”?

Google, circa 1960

Google, circa 1960

I’ve had this blog for 4 years now and I often get one or two posts that get a ton of comments and traffic.

This year its been this post: Alcohol.

For those who don’t like to click on links (thats most of you I’ll bet), its just a funny “motivational poster” featuring the girl that plays Hermione in the Harry Potter movies posing with a bottle of Corona. I posted in in November of 2007. Here’s the image:

For reasons unfathomable to me, this post not only gets legitimate comments on a regular basis, but also attracts a huge amount of spam comments (my spam filter catches most of these). I assume that this post appears on a google search or something, because these people don’t stick around to read my brilliant prose. They just comment on this dumb picture and then leave.

A sampling of comments:

I think Hermione is really a bad influence to young children if they ever see this but I do think this is damn sexy and I would love for her to hang out with me we would have a blast of magical fun.

. . .This would be creepy but the commenter was a woman. Nah, its still creepy.

wot next shes gonna do crack 4 the camera

. . .Because we all know drinking leads directly to crack use.

wat the flip is “Hermione”?!?!

. . . Obviously never seen the Harry Potter movies or Books.

who cares its america and people need to unwind whether its drinking or lighting up a fat doobie. yeah its bad for you health but we are all gonna die anyway so….
CHEERS!

. . . Also has never seen the movies or read the books. . . You realize she’s British, right?