Tue, 19 Sep 2006 at 1:00 am

Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Yarr!

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Lets start with a fun little commercial for ABC Network’s Wife Swap — With PIRATES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqw7_g4s5xY

And of course:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

For more fun, any comments to this post will AUTOMATICALLY be translated into pirate-talk! Shiver me Timbers! Make a comment, and tell us how YOU are going to celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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5 Responses to “Talk Like a Pirate Day!”


  1. Mr. Fabulous Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    You had me at hornpipe…


  2. Omnipotent Poobah Says:
    September 19th, 2006 at 9:19 pm

    Arrr Matey,

    We be havin’ tha best piratical talk o’er tha Cap’n's: http://lesbianpiratequeen.wordpress.com/

    Stop by.

    Oh, and thanks for the featurement.


  3. TJ Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 7:19 am

    So. . .

    . . . so that sucked.


  4. Janice Brown Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 11:12 am

    Oh,

    I guess I missed Talk Like A Pirate Day lol

    Thanks for the great post, TJ

    Janice


  5. stephanie Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    I missed it too – but that’s a good thing. I don’t know how to talk like a pirate! :)