Sun, 22 Oct 2006 at 12:13 pm

Velociraptor Awareness Month

This is a bit late, but its never too late for safety. . .

According to ASVAP (American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention):

September is National Velociraptor Awareness Month! The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention, along with the North American Velociraptor Defense Association and the United Velociraptor Widows Fund, will be providing free velociraptor safety seminars at local Red Cross centers across the nation. Contact your local center for more information.

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Velociraptor compared in size to a human

The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevention.

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2 Responses to “Velociraptor Awareness Month”


  1. Omnipotent Poobah Says:
    October 22nd, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    As if we really needed some other scary thing to worry about.


  2. Alex Says:
    October 22nd, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    Oh god! I think I just ruptured my spleen.

    That’s too damned funny — gonna have to link it.